Friday, November 30, 2012

Bonifacio Day 2012


Bonifacio Day is a national holiday in Philippines to celebrate the birthday of one of Philippines national hero, Andres Bonifacio, on 30 November 1863. Andres Bonifacio led the struggle of Filipinos against Spanish colonialism through Katipunan movement in 1897. Nowadays, Andres Bonifacio is called as “father of the Philippine Revolution” and “father of Katipunan” due to the service he gave to the Philippines during the battle against Spain.
Here’s what you can do to become a hero. (by moralheroes)
(1) Educate Yourself Learn about the world around you. One thing you will notice about our heroes is that they value education. Often their interest in understanding the people and world around them involves earning degrees at universities.
(2) Have Compassion Practice loving others. The main difference between a hero and a villain is often their concern for others. Putting other’s needs before your own is humbling and requires conscious effort and delicate balance.
(3) Network Become a leader at sharing ideas and dreams. Rarely does a hero accomplish anything significant alone.
(4) Find Inspiration Study your past heroes. All heroes learn from the wisdom of others. Often their inspiration comes from former heroes. Many times inspiration came from parents or wise mentors who encouraged them to be bold and take action.
(5) Prepare to Sacrifice A strong commitment often requires deep personal sacrifice. The major difference between an altruistic person and hero is usually their conscious effort to give up something so that others can be better off. To be a hero you may have to risk losing your free time, social status, your economic advantage and wealth, your comfort or security, or even your life. You are going to have to give up something personal to achieve something greater.

We also hope that someday you will be one of our heroes!
Wouldn’t it be great if your friends and loved ones also knew about it? Share this to your friends right away! If you have loved it, Im sure they will love it too…

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Marami nang sumuko sa love kasi ...

From: Kram Nivrek Nahc

Marami nang sumuko sa love kasi sa panahon ngayon...


TANGHALI na lang ang TAPAT.






Isa pa, you can only find true love sa SAN MARINO TUNA.

At sa REXONA mo na lang masasabing "IT WON'T LET 

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Monique Wilson joins the club !

Mga Kafatid , meron ulit tayong iwe-welcome sa ating club !

At kailangan nating salubungin siya sa pamamagitan ng pagsaboy ng maraming confetti at glitters , choz he he !

And the Sangkabekihan welcomes Monique Wilson with arms wide open ( clap , clap ,clap with standing ovation )

As they say , welcome to the club 'teh .

Ay Kuya pala hi hi hi hi .

Monday, November 26, 2012

Gandang Gabi Vice with Mario Maurer

Isa sa mga funniest episodes ng GGV na napanuod ko ay itong guesting ni Mario Maurer to promote the movie Suddenly It's Magic with co-stars Erich Gonzales , Kakai Bautista and Joross Gamboa.

Share ko lang ang video dahil tawa ako nang tawa habang pinapanuod ito.

And at the same time ay kinikilig dahil sa walang hanggang kaguwapuhan at kakisigan ni Mario Maurer he he he.

Suwerte talaga ni Vice Ganda he he.

Kahit kabayo ay ang guguwapo naman ng mga hineteng sumasakay  sa kaniya  he he he .

Dito ang video :

Sunday, November 25, 2012

10 Most Shocking Celebrity Sexcapades

From : MSN website


Hulk Hogan gets sexy time with best friend’s wife

Sure, best friends share everything and keep secrets. Bet Hulk Hogan has a lot to say to that, eh? Caught doing the deed with the estranged wife of his best friend [American radio host Bubba the Love Sponge, who reportedly gave Hulk the blessing to do it] while he was still married [to ex-wife Linda Bollea], the sex tape leaked online early this month. “The Hulkster” is now fuming mad claiming (in an interview on Howard Stern show) that he “had no idea the love-making was being taped”. Seriously dude, that’s not the point. 


Arnold Schwarzenegger’s love child from affair with housekeeper

To have an affair is bad enough. But when the mistress turns out to be the family’s maid of 20 years, who also bore Arnie a love child, apparently just days after ex-wife Maria Shriver gave birth to their youngest son – and kept it a secret for almost 14 years, that’s appalling beyond words.


Edison Chen embroiled in Asia’s biggest sex scandal with over 1,000 raunchy photos

Tons of lewd photos showing the pop idol in compromising positions with at least half a dozen women leaked online after staff of a computer repair shop stole it from his laptop when he sent it for repair. The list of females included celebrities like Gillian Chung, Cecilia Cheung and Bobo Chan. Arguably Asia’s biggest sex scandal, it became such an internet sensation that Hong Kong actor-singer Edison Chen had to flee to Canada to avoid death threats.


Colin Farrell’s homemade sex tape with Playmate gets messy

With his bad boy charm and reputation for hard-partying, it’s no big deal that Colin Farrell once made a scandalous sex tape with his former girlfriend, Playboy Playmate Nicole Narain in 2003. But then, rumour has it that Colin’s pubic hair got stuck in Nicole’s teeth while she was giving him the B-job...eww. The tape was leaked online in 2006 which Colin claimed it was Nicole’s way to “make money out of it”. We’re just glad this former hell raiser traded his chaotic past for fatherhood.  


‘Monster’ R. Kelly accused of child pornography and taping his sexual acts

Labelled a “monster” by netizens, R. Kelly was once accused of illegally marrying his then-protégé-and-now-deceased Aaliyah when the latter was only 15 years old after knocking her up. On top of that, he was accused of carrying out sexual intercourse and urinating on his god-daughter — who was 14 at that time – from a sex video which was released online in 2002. He faced 14 counts of charges for the production of child pornography and videotaping his sexual acts, but was eventually declared not guilty of all 14 charges in 2008 due to the lack of evidence.


Mackenzie Phillips’10-year-long sexual relationship with musician dad John Phillips

This is one heck of a messy – and incestuous – relationship between father and daughter. American actress-singer, Mackenzie Phillips, had sex with her musician father, John Phillips (from The Mamas & the Papas), on the eve of her first wedding in 1979, when she was 19. She claimed that it all happened under the influence of drugs and that the sexual relationship between them – which spanned for a total of 10 years – was a “consensual” one. Due to her history of drug abuse and mental illnesses, Mackenzie’s tell-all in 2009 was cast with doubts by family members who remain divided over its authenticity.


Woody Allen’s semi-incestuous relationship with girlfriend’s daughter

We can’t decide what’s worse about Woody Allen’s borderline incestuous relationship with Mia Farrow’s (his then-girlfriend) daughter, Soon Yi  Previn -- the fact that he bedded her behind Mia’s back, or the fact that he conceived a baby with her. His romance with Soon Yi was discovered by Mia when she found nude photographs of her then-20-year-old daughter in Woody’s possession. After Mia and Woody went separate ways in 1992, the respected comedy writer continued his relationship with Soon-Yi and the couple’s relationship is still going strong today.


Uh, what’s that on Ke$ha’s (aka Kesha) body?

Raunchy pictures of the TiK ToK hitmaker covered in, uhm, semen, reportedly made their rounds on the Internet in 2010 although they were strongly dismissed by her representative. The alleged nude images of a blonde hair lady who strikes an uncanny resemblance to Kesha were first reported on Internet with the headline, “Photos of Kesha having sex have leaked online!!”. The explicit photos were supposedly taken from a sex tape made by singer which has been rumoured for a while. 


‘Mini-Me’ aka Verne Troyer’s self-made sex tape with ex-girlfriend, Ranae Shrider

Like all other celeb sex tapes that got unwittingly leaked on the internet, this racy homemade video by the ‘Mini-Me’ actor from Austin Powers teeters on the lines of disgusting and disturbing. Despite that, Kevin Blatt, the guy who brokered the deal for Paris’ sex-romp video, expressed interest to package and sell the video for US$100,000 (S$122,040). Verne initially filed a US$20m (S$ 24.4m) lawsuit against Kevin and two other parties, but eventually dropped all charges after they signed a non-disclosure agreement with him.


John Travolta hit by gay scandal

Till today, no one knows if the claims filed by the two male masseurs were part of a grand plan aimed at tarnishing John Travolta’s family man image. Previously bogged by gay rumours in the 1990s, the award-winning actor’s sexuality was put under the spotlight again when these two masseurs claimed that John made a pass at them during a massage session, and sexually assaulted them. The entire hoo-ha eventually died down in May this year after the two masseurs withdrew their lawsuits, one after another.

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Delikado ang buong baranggay ...


Tumawag si Junior sa kanyang mommy…
JUNIOR: Mommy, may AIDS po ako.

MOMMY: Ano?! Anong sabi mo?!

JUNIOR: HIV+ po ako, mommy. May AIDS po ako.

MOMMY: Diyos ko! Huwag na huwag kang uuwi rito!

JUNIOR: Bakit naman po, mommy?

MOMMY: Kung uuwi ka, mahahawa ang syota mo, at buhat sa syota mo, lilipat sa kuya mo. Galing sa kuya mo, pupunta kay Inday. Galing kay Inday, pupunta sa daddy mo. Galing sa daddy mo, pupunta sa kumare ko… at siyempre sa asawa niya. Mula kay kumpare, pupunta sa akin. Galing sa akin, pupunta kay Dodong. Mula kay Dodong, pupunta sa ate mo. At pag nasa ate mo na… Diyos ko! Delikado ang buong barangay! 

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

A conversation between me and God

From : Jayson Caoili

Me: God, can I ask You a question?

God: Sure

Me: Promise You won't get mad 

God: I promise 

Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?

God: What do you mean?

Me: Well, I woke up late

God: Yes

Me: My car took forever to start

God: Okay

Me: At lunch they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait for it

God: Hmmmm

Me: On the way home, my phone went dead, just as I had picked up a call

God: All right

Me: And on top of it all , when I got home , I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager and relax. But it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today ! Why did You do that ?

God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning and I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that

Me: (humbled) OH

GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

Me: (ashamed)

God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick and I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.

Me: (embarrassed) Okay

God: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.

Me: (softly) I see God

God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.

Me: I'm sorry God

God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust Me.... in all things , the good and the bad.

Me: I will trust You.

God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is always better than your plan.

Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank You for everything today.

God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after My Children...


Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Kapag oras mo na ...

From : Luigi Flores

KAMATAYAN: Pedro kukunin na kita.

PEDRO: Wag na po muna ngayon, marami pa akong gagawin.

KAMATAYAN: Hindi puwede yun, ikaw ang unang nakalista sa listahan ng kamatayan.

PEDRO: Sige po, tatapusin ko muna itong ginagawa ko , ipinagtimpla muna kita ng kape, magkape ka muna.

Nilagyan ng pampatulog ni Pedro ang kape kaya't nakatulog si Kamatayan.
Kaya binura ni Pedro ang pangalan niya sa unahan ng listahan at inilagay sa pinakahuli.

Makalipas ang isang oras:

KAMATAYAN: Ohh, napasarap ang tulog ko kaibigan. Dahil sa mabuting pakikitungo mo sa akin, magsisimula ako sa pinakahuli ng aking listahan.

Ha ha ha.

Moral of the story:


Sunday, November 18, 2012



HIV Screening right in the heart of the Makati Central Business District. It’s been made accessible for your utmost convenience. And by the way, it's free-of-charge and your information is held in utmost confidentiality. Aside from HIV testing, it includes testing for Hepatitis B and Syphilis too! Come to this testing event on Friday, Nov. 23, 2012, 5 PM to 2 AM.  Venue is the Medicard Lifestyle Center, at Buendia corner Paseo de Roxas, Makati City. For pre-registration, go to

Thank you and God bless us all !

Friday, November 16, 2012


Ha ha ha at trending agad itong si Amalayer girl Paula Jamie Salvosa.

Naka-jackpot ang gaga dahil sa kaniyang kalokahan .

Hayan tuloy at hot topic ka sa kahit anong sangay ng social media .

Hmmmm , ang alam ko ay ito ang gusto niyang mangyari ah , ang maging talk of the town !

In bad light nga lang he he he.

At pati si Vice Ganda ay ginagaya na  siya huh .

Ikaw na girl ! Dahil pati si Vice ay pinagaya mo sa iyong slang na pananalita nang " amalayer , bitch "  huh !

Di bale , sabi nga ni Senator Tito Sotto ay " imitation is the highest form of flattery " debah naman .

O hayan Tito Sen ha , in-acknowledge  naman kita na sinabi mo ang mga katagang iyan ha .

At least hindi ako maaakusahan ng plagiarism he he he .

Balik tayo dito kay Amalayer girl , eh kung hindi ba naman praning at may sayad sa utak , kaunting gulo lang eh pinalaki mo pa .

Eh sa panahon ngayon na uso at naglipana ang mga CCTV at ang mga cellphone ay may camera na at video pa , konting mali at palpak lang na damoves mo ay hulicam ka at baka ma-CCTV patrol ka pa huh !

Hayan tuloy , isang malaking leksyon at aral ang natutunan mo na huwag mag-eeskandalo sa kalsada huh !

Sana nga ay may natutunan kang leksiyon dito!

Dahil kung hindi ka natuto mula sa pagkakamaling ito ay  aking tahasang sasabihing  " you're such a freakin' fuckin' ' layer ' bitch , loser ! "

Heto ang trending at mainit pa sa pisong pandesal  na video galing sa Youtube :

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

2 milyong pabuya kada ulo ng Big 5

Inilabas na ng Department of  Inte­rior and Local Government (DILG)  sa pamamagitan ni Secretary Manuel Roxas II ang memorandum circular na naglalaan ng kabuuang 10 milyong pisong pabuya para sa tinaguriang Big 5 Most Wanted criminals sa bansa.

2 milyon ang ipinatong na rewards sa sinumang makapagpiprisinta bawat ulo nang nasabing mga puganteng kriminal .

Malay n'yo ay kayo ang makapagturo sa kanila at maging daan ito upang sila ay mapanagot , maipakulong at masentensyahan sa mga kasalanang nagawa nila sa kanilang mga nabiktima.

Instant milyonaryo  pa kayo .

Narito sila :


Akusado sa pagapatay sa dalawang batang aktibista nuong 2006 . Marami ding kinasangkutang mga pagpatay sa panahon ng kaniyang pamumuno.


Para naman sa pagpatay sa radio broadcaster at journalist na si Dr . Gerry Ortega ng Palawan .


Para sa pagpaslang sa kaniyang asawa na si 
Alona Bacolod-Ecleo, a third-year medical student

5. ) 

Para sa mga panlolokong may kinalaman  sa  pagmamay-ari ng bahay at lupa sa kaniyang pekeng subdibisyon .

O hayan . Killalanin ang kanilang mga makakapal na pagmumukha .

At kapag nakita ninyo ay agad isumbong sa pinakamalapit na NBI o pulisya .

At kapag naberipika na sila nga ang inyong naisumbong na mga pugante , matatanggap mo ang tumataginting na isang milyong peso-sesoses.

Tumulong sa pagsugpo ng krimen .

Hulihin ang mga puganteng patuloy na gumagala sa lipunan.

Mga matatapang gumawa ng krimen pero duwag sa pagharap ng konsekwensya.

Let the manhunt begin.

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Sadako ?




CONTESTANT 1: Artista ba to?


CONTESTANT 1: Lumalabas sa TV?




Ha ha ha , dami kong tawa dito ...

Friday, November 9, 2012

kapag Pilipino na ang Math ...

From : Joyce Pascua Rubin

Maka-survive ka pa kaya kapag PILIPINO NA ANG MATH?


“Square root of X raised to the power of 10.”

Sa Pilipino..

“Parisukat ugat ng ekis itaas sa kapangyarihan ng sampu!”

Oh di ba? Kung NOSEBLEED ka sa English, TUYO naman ang 

dugo mo sa Pilipino!

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Kevin Balot - winner ka talaga 'teh !

Proud ang sangkabaklaan dahil sa kafatirang si Kevin Balot na winner sa katatapos na Miss International Queen 2012 na ginanap sa Thailand kamakailan lamang.

Aba , sa hitsura at pigura ay sino ba ang mag-aakala na isa siyang dating lalaki hi hi hi.

Sabi nga ng isang kaibigan kong babaeng pangit ( pangit talaga hi hi hi ) : " ano ba 'yan mas mukha pa siyang babae keysa sa akin "

Ha ha ha, at na-insecure ang bruha !

Go go 'teh .

Itayo mo ang bandila ng sangkabekihan !

Laban ka ??? !!!

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

without " I " and " U "

From: Phillip Coros

How can you " SM_LE " without " I " ?
How can you be " F_NE " without " I " ?
How can you " W_SH " without " I " ?
How can you be " FR_END " without " I " ?

therefore ... " I " am very important!

But this " I  ' can never achieve S_CCESS without " U "

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Durian redux

Ngayon lang ulit ako nakatikim ng durian for the longest time.

Yung first encounter ko of  this fruit with the  most unpleasant odor of all ay hindi maganda.

Ewan ko lang kung medyo bulok na iyong durian na una kong natikman kaya naturn-off  ako.

But this time na nalasahan ko ay masarap naman pala .

Medyo kailangan mo nga lamang takpan ang iyong ilong habang nginangata ang laman nito he he .

O debah naman , there's always a second chance .

And that's what I call , love at the second time around he he he.

Simula ngayon , isa na sa paborito kong prutas ang native fruit na ito ng mga Davaoenyo.

Monday, November 5, 2012


 Sakit din pala ito ??!!

Ito yung pagtulog at pagsalampak sa kama nang higit higit sa minimum daily required  na 6 hanggang 8 oras na paghihilik and hitting zzzzzz's.

Ayon  sa mga dalubhasa , ang kinakailangan lamang na normal o average na oras nang pagtulog ng isang tao para sa isang araw ay mula 6 hanggang 8 oras lamang.

Walang labis , walang kulang.

Kung magkulang ka dito ay insomniac ka na o hindi makatulog.

At kapag sumobra ka naman daw diyan ay hypersomniac ka naman daw.

Sala sa lamig , sala sa init.

Dapat yung sakto at tama lang .

Eh me can be  classified as hypersomniac .

Dahil may tulog na sa gabi ay may tulog pa sa hapon ha ha ha.

Overtime na ako sa REM ko ha ha ha.

Pero ang hindi ko maintindihan minsan naman ay insomniac din dahil sa kapupuyat .

Ah ewan , irregular kasi ang sleeping habit ko kaya siguro ganito .

Hayzzzz , dapat na sigurong magpatingin sa isang espesyalistang Sleep Doctor .

O sya , time na, tulog muna ako .


Sunday, November 4, 2012

Christopher Maloney's X-Factor audition

Naka-relate much naman ako sa videong ito ng audition ni Christopher Maloney para sa X-Factor UK Edition.

Tulad niya ay may nginig , ngatal at ngatog factor ako kapag nagpe-perform sa harap ng maraming tao ha ha ha.

Oo ako na ang ipinaglihi yata sa lindol he he he .

Video is here :

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Kalapati sa Mindanao

Kung nabubuhay pa si Cesar "Saro" Bañares Jr. ng grupong Asin , tiyak na isa ito sa mga unang unang magdiriwang dahil sa pag-usbong ng dahon ng olibo  sa kaniyang Lupang Sinilangang isla ng Mindanao.

Ito ay dahil sa peace process na inilatag sa pagitan ng kasalukuyang gobyerno at ng grupong MILF na matagal nang naghahangad ng isang estado para sa mga Muslim sa Mindanao - ang Bangsamoro Autonomous Region .

Ilang hilot at plantsa na lamang ay ganap nang maghihilom ang mga sugat na idinulot nang halos mahigit 50 dekada ng tunggalian , giyera at girian sa lupang pangako na ito na bahagi ng bansang Pilipinas.

Dahil dito ay ating muling sariwain ang musikang hatid ng grupong Asin para sa nasabing adhikain :

Friday, November 2, 2012

Duper doper Lance Armstrong

Talagang uber to the megamaxx turned off me dito kay Lance Armstrong.

Siya pa naman ang itinanghal na pinakamagaling sanang siklista sa buong mundo , tapos iyon pala ay mababalitaan natin na kaya pala naging ganuon siya ay dahil gumagamit siya ng mga performance enhancing drugs na ipinagbabawal sa mundo ng sports.

Kaloka huh !

How sad naman !

Na kaya ka pala nananalo at pinararangalan ay dahil sa tulong ng droga at hindi ng sarili mong kakayahan .

Kaya hayan tuloy at binawi ang lahat ng titulo , medalya , korona , sash , tropeo at kung anu-ano pang iginawad na parangal dito kay Lance dahil nga sa kaniyang kadayaan.

Bagay nga sa kaniya ang pangalang Lance .

Dahil isa siyang manlalansi ha ha ha .

So long Lance.

Isa na itong malaking lamat sa history ng sports at cycling sa buong mundo!

Para sa akin ay isa kang duper doper , duh !

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Bright Ideas for All Saints' Day


All Saints’ Day and All Souls’ Day are an integral part of many a Filipino family’s annual calendars, particularly for the Catholics and Christians who make up approximately 85% of the population.
While All Saints’ Day is a special day to commemorate the saints in heaven, All Souls’ Day or Araw ng mga Patay is an occasion that is more “close to home.” On this day, Filipinos remember their dead loved ones through prayer and by offering flowers.
It is also often an occasion for relatives to get together, thus it is a tradition that must be passed on to our children not only to teach the value of prayer but also to foster close family relations. From Smart Parenting (home & living)
Here are some ideas to make your family’s commemoration of All Souls’ Day more meaningful:
(1) Offer up prayers and masses. This is probably something most of us are already doing.
(2) Offer flowers and light candles at the cemetery. This is another common practice among Filipino families.
(3) Revisit photos and videos of your deceased loved ones. Instead of focusing on the sadness of their passing though, rejoice in the fact that they have returned “home” to heaven (or if you believe in purgatory, at least they’re halfway there!).
(4) Make a family tree with your kids. Indicate which family members have passed on (e.g. a certain Lolo or Tita so-and-so) and recall fond memories that you have had with each.
(5) Have a “letting go” ceremony. This is especially ideal if an immediate family member has just recently passed away (e.g. earlier this year).
(6) In contrast, have a simple celebration to commemorate LIFE. If our deceased loved ones could speak to us from their graves, they would probably have a common message for us: “Celebrate life and make the most of the life that we’ve been given.”
(7) Map out your family’s “vision and mission” statement. The sad reality is many people who have passed away may not have even been able to discover what it is they were “meant to do” on earth.
Remember to focus on the fact that life on this earth is only temporary, and what is important is how we cultivate love, faith and hope – because when we do this in our own families, we end up making the world a better, brighter place for all.
Wouldn’t it be great if your friends and loved ones also knew about it? Share this to your friends right away! If you have loved it, Im sure they will love it too…