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Monday, September 30, 2013

It's my 42nd birthday today !

Happy Birthday to me !

It's my 42nd birthday today !

Cheers !



Mamaya na ang mga pictures .


Sunday, September 29, 2013

... si Mam patay na ...

FROM : ROMEO DE LEON


Saturday, September 28, 2013

.. educate him to be happy ...

FROM : ROMEO DE LEON


Friday, September 27, 2013

tweet ni Shawie






Wow , palaban na si Ate Shawie .

Kungsabagay , nuon pa naman 'di ba ?

Magmula nang maging sila ni Kiko he he he.

Giyera na ito.

Artista versus artista huh !


Thursday, September 26, 2013

bagong sampung bilyong piso

FROM: CHRISTIAN BRIONES ALANO

ito na ang bagong mukha ng pera para sa mga taong mukhang pera !

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Bababa ba ?

FROM : ARVIN JAY TEJERO



Parang mga alien lang ang peg he he he .

Parang ito lang din 'yan oh ...




Sunday, September 22, 2013

Waterworld


Hindi po ito Waterworld , kundi isang swimming pool sa Bhakti Park , Wadala , Mumbai India.

FYI ,  The eye-catching swimming pool in Mumbai, India, has been built to raise awareness about the threat of sea level rises as a result of global warming.

It was constructed by attaching a giant aerial photograph of the New York City skyline to the floor of the pool  


O debah naman , very futuristic and prophetic he he he .

Hala , swim na and experience the future Waterworld !


Friday, September 20, 2013

Ang Pamasahe

Sa isang jeep ...

PASAHERO: Mama, magkano po 'yung pamasahe?
 

DRIVER: 8.00 ang minimum

PASAHERO: ( Dumukot ito sa bulsa para kunin ang pera niya. Ngunit sa hindi sinasadyang dahilan ay kulang ang pamasahe niya. ) Sa isip niya ," Kulang ang pera ko. Paano Kaya Ito? " 


( Nag-isip ito at napatingin siya sa driver. Napansin niya na
duling ito.  )


Sabi  niya sa kaniyang sarili ," Tama duling ang driver siguradong kapag nagbigay ako ng 4.00 ay hindi na niya
mapapansin na kulang yung pera ko. Kasi doble yung paningin niya eh . " 


At inabot niya sa driver ang pera.

( Ngunit laking gulat niya nang may sinabi yung driver sa kaniya. )

DRIVER: Kulang ito!

PASAHERO: Anong kulang? Hindi ba sabi mo ay 8.00 lang ang minimum?

DRIVER: Oo nga 8.00 ang pamasahe. Eh  dalawa kaya kayo!!!

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Congratulations National University Bulldogs Pep Squad




... for winning the UAAP Cheerdance competition last September 15 , 2013 . 

Galeng galeng naman !

Here's their winning performance :



Tuesday, September 17, 2013

... hindi mo siya Tatay ...


Juan : 'Tay, may gusto akong babae. Ang ganda niya. Gusto kong makipag-date.
 

Tatay : Sino?
 

Juan : Si Nena, yung babae sa tapat natin.
 

Tatay : Naku anak, huwag mong sabihin sa nanay mo ha, kapatid mo kasi 'yun si Nena kaya hindi mo puwedeng ligawan.
 

Nagalit ang bata dahil dito at matapos ay lumipas ang ilang linggo:

Juan : 'Tay, inlab ulit ako. Mas masarap siya.
 

Tatay : Sino naman?
 

Juan : Diyan sa kabilang bahay, si Ana.
 

Tatay : Naku anak, kawawa ka naman. Anak ko din 'yun si Ana eh kaya hindi mo rin puwedeng ligawan 'yun.

Nangyari ito ng ilang beses. 


At sa pang-limang beses na ito ay nangyayari na ang kaniyang gustong ligawan ay laging anak pala ng Tatay niya lumapit na ang bata sa kaniyang Nanay na umiiyak:

Juan : 'Nay, galit ako kay Tatay. Nagmahal ako ng limang beses pero hindi ko sila pwedeng i-date o ligawan dahil anak din sila ni Tatay.
 

Nanay : Naku puwede mo silang i-date at ligawan , huwag kang maniwala sa kanya, hindi mo siya Tatay!

Sunday, September 15, 2013

" Do Not Fear "

Heard from a Pastor's Sermon :

" Did you know that the phrase " Do Not Fear " was mentioned 365 times in the Bible ? And we have like 365 days in a year , right ? So it means , that we have been assured by God that everyday we don't have to worry and be afraid about everything and anything that comes and happens in our lives. It's just a matter of trusting the Lord with all our heart . "

Amen !





Saturday, September 14, 2013

Friday, September 13, 2013

Poisonous Dumb Cane


If you have a plant like the one in the picture below, get rid of it.

This plant is very common at our houses, gardens, parks and offices (popular as indoor & outdoor plant). The plant (Dumb Cane or Dieffenbachia) is now proven to be dangerous, so, please take care!

I know that the leaf of this plant causes itching if its sap (milk) touches your skin. But there are more dangerous facts! Read the details below.May be useful for you. You better believe it. Please read below.

One of my friends almost lost her daughter who put a piece of the leaf of this plant in her mouth and her tongue swelled to the point of suffocation. This is one plant but there are others with the same characteristics of coloring. Those are also poisonous and we should get rid of them.

Please watch out for our children. As we all leave our children at home in the hands of a nanny, we should give them a safe environment where they can play.Name: Dumb Cane or Dieffenbachia

"This plant that we have in our homes and offices is extremely dangerous! This plant is common in Rwanda. It is a deadly poison, most specially for the children. It can kill a kid in less than a minute and an adult in 15 minutes. It should be uprooted from gardens and taken out of offices. If touched, one should never touch his/her eyes; it can cause partial or permanent blindness."

Please alert your friends.....



May basehan at katotohanan naman ang paalalang ito kaya share ko na rin from Facebook . 

Hmmmm , may ganito din kami dati , buti na lang at wala na ngayon.


Thursday, September 12, 2013

Cornerstone - Hillsong

Betcha ko itong bagong worship song from the famous Hillsong of Australia .

Cornerstone.

Truly indeed , Christ alone is our Cornerstone .

Hear and watch the video here:


Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Congratulations Mutya Johanna Datul

Siyempre proud na naman tayo para sa isang Pinay na naiuwi ang korona sa katatapos na Miss Supranational na ginanap sa Minsk , Belarus nitong buwan ng Setyembre.

Mahigit 80 kandidata lang naman ang kaniyang tinalo mula sa iba't ibang sulok ng ating mundo huh. Taray !

Sana sunod na ang Miss World at Miss Universe .

Uhaw na uhaw na tayo para sa dalawang titulong iyan , please lang !






Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Charice at MLB Civil Rights Game

Charice wowed the audience at Major League Baseball Civil Rights Game on August 24, 2013 by her own rendition of  The Star Spangled Banner anthem of America .

Just one word : Amazing !

Watch the video here:





Monday, September 9, 2013

The Wally Bayola Scandal

At dumadami na silang mga sangkot sa sex scandal huh!

After kasing painitin ni Hayden Kho ang eksena sa kaniyang hidden cam ( Hayden Kham daw )  , hayan at tila parang kabuteng nagsulputan na sila. ( May kabute nga kasing makikita dito sa mga videos he he he )

The latest victim ( nga ba ? ) ay itong sina Chito Miranda ng Parokya Ni Edgar with starlet Neri Naig at lately ay itong si veteran comedian and Eat Bulaga host  Wally Bayola with EB Babes dancer  Yosh Rivera.

Ang masama nito ay pamilyadong tao ang isang involve dito sa brouhahang ito.

Hayzzz , nakakaawa lang para sa pamilyang nasasangkot .

May link ako ng videong ito , pero hindi ko na ilalantad pa dito upang maiwasan kundi man maibsan ang patuloy na paglaganap pa ng viral na videong ito para sa kapakanan na rin ng pamilyang nasasaktan.

Ito na lang ang maisi-share ko .


Now I know kung bakit Bayola ang name niya.

Mahilig pala siyang mangabayo at bumayo nang bumayo he he he.

 

Sunday, September 8, 2013

ang LOVE parang RICO


Ang LOVE parang RICO ....

Kung minsan BLANCO ...

Kung minsan naman ay punong - PUNO .

Minsan ay ang daming MAMBO bola.

At minsan naman ay hindi mo namamalayan ...

'YAN na pala .

Saturday, September 7, 2013

The Selfie Pope

Astig talaga itong bagong upong Papa Francis natin !

Biruin mong may selfie pics kasama ang ilang grupo ng mga kabataan para sa Facebook huh !

At least alam nating taong tao pa rin siya.

Hindi katulad ng iba na akala mo ay Diyos na  hindi malapitan at mahawakan !

Mas mabuti na nga iyong selfie kaysa naman sa selfish na amoy malansang fish davah !

In the meantime , enjoy natin ang selfie pics ni Papa Francis .


O devah , astig he he he

At dahil uso , ako pa ba ang magpapahuli he he he


Thursday, September 5, 2013

8 Million Pesos Flagpole ( onli in da Pilipins )


Ito ang nakakapanghina at nakakapanghinayang at the same time .

WALONG MILYONG PISO para sa isang flagpole lamang !

Ang sarap lang magmura !

Bagamat  iginagalang natin ang bandila o watawat ng ating Inang Bayan bilang sagisag ng kasarinlan ng ating bansa , hindi naman sa ganito kagarbo at karangya dapat tayo gumastos para dito .

Ilang libong bagong eskwelahan , ospital , day care centers ,  feeding centers at palengke  ang maipapatayo ng perang ito???!!!

At ilang sakong bigas at pagkain ang maipapalamon nito sa buraot at patay-gutom na milyong Pilipino ???!!!

Tanong ko lang : Mas may halaga na ba ngayon ang isang kapirasong poste at retaso ng mga  tela kaysa sa sikmura at katawang hapo at pagal sa maghapong trabaho ng mamamayang Pilipino ???!!!

Diyos ko , patawarin mo po kami dahil hindi namin alam ang aming mga ginagawa !!!


Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Joanlia Lising blooper

Miss Philippines USA Joanlia Lising gets nervous as she was asked " Among the five senses, what do you prefer to have if you could only have one? And why? "

Her pathetic answer was : " Thank you for that wonderful question. If I have to pick out of five sense, I would pick seeing. Because seeing is the best sense that we can ever see, because seeing is believing. And believing into what you see is perfect. And, uh, out of all those senses, seeing... would really be wonderful, because... Thank you. That will be it. "

Watch the funny video here:

 

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Monday, September 2, 2013

Kalokalike Face 2

Kaloka talaga itong Kalokalike contest ng It's Showtime ng Channel 2.

Face 2 na ito o pangalawang installment kung saan sa naunang Face 1 ay ang Kalokalike ni dramatic star Christopher " Boyet " De Leon ang nanalo.

Dito sa Face 2 ay madami na naman ang Kalokalike sa mga sikat na personalidad , lokal man o international.

Ang nakakaloka ay pati ang ating Pangulong Pnoy ay may Kalokalike din ha ha ha.

Watch the Parade Of  Stars presentation here:




Sunday, September 1, 2013

Pag " K " ka ng " K " ,,,

FROM J. PAO
'Pag " K " ka ng " K ''
Lalaki ang " T " mo
Hindi kakasya sa " P " mo
Kaya mag " J " ka na lang
Gets mo?
 
Ooops !!
uulitin ko huh .






Pag " Kain " ka nang " Kain "
Lalaki ang " Tiyan " mo
Hindi kakasya sa " Pants " mo
Kaya mag " Jogging " ka na lang.

Have a healthy body , " not a dirty mind ".