Friday, May 31, 2013

" ... naririnig mo ba ako ? ... "

Isang matandang lalaki ang nababahala dahil sa palagay niya ay lumalalang kalagayan nang pagkabingi ng kaniyang asawang babae .

Sa kaniyang palagay ay unti-unting nabibingi ang kaniyang matanda na ring asawang babae .

Ayon sa kaniya , kahit ilang beses siyang magtanong at magsalita sa kaniyang asawa ay tila ba hindi siya naririnig nito dahil hindi ito umiimik at sumasagot sa mga sinasabi niya.

Tila ba wala na itong naririnig na salita mula sa kaniya kaya hindi ito sumasagot at sa kaniyang palagay  ay dulot na rin ito nang pagtanda nilang dalawa.

Dahil dito ay nagsagawa siya ng eksperimento upang patunayan ang kaniyang hinala .

Naglagay siya ng dalawang upuan sa magkabilang dulo ng kanilang kuwarto .

Sa unang dulo ay siya ang umupo.

At sa kabilang upuan  naman ay ang kaniyang asawa.

At nagsalita nang malakas ang matandang lalaki :

" Naririnig mo ba ako ? "

Naghintay siya ng sagot .

Ngunit katahimikan ang pumailanlang sa buong kuwarto.

Dahil dito ay iniusog niya nang kaunti ang kaniyang upuan palapit sa kinauupuan ng asawang babae .

At muli siyang nagsalita nang malakas .

" Ngayon , naririnig mo na ba ako ? "

Naghintay siya ng ilang minuto para sa kasagutan .

Ngunit nanatiling tahimik ang buong kuwarto.

Sa isa pang pagkakataon ay iniusog pa niya nang kaunti ang kaniyang upuan palapit sa kinauupuan ng  kaniyang asawa.

At muli siyang nagtanong .

" Ngayon , naririnig mo na ba ako aking mahal ? "

Subalit katulad ng dati ay ang kaniyang tinig lamang ang narinig niyang umalingawngaw sa kabuuan ng apat na sulok ng kuwarto.

Sa pagkakataong ito ay iniusog na niya ang kaniyang upuan malapit  na malapit sa kinauupuan ng kaniyang kabiyak

Malapit na malapit na halos magkadugtong ang sandalan ng kanilang kinauupuan .

At inilapit ng matandang lalaki ang kaniyang bibig sa tenga ng kaniyang asawa at muling nagtanong :

" Mahal , naririnig mo na ba ako ngayon ? "

At ang sagot ng kaniyang mahal na kabiyak :

" Aba , oo naman kanina pa ako sumasagot  sa iyo . Aba , pang-apat na iyang pagtatanong mo . Hindi mo ba naririnig ang mga sagot ko ? "

: D

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Eksena sa Jeep

FROM : JHONRO OLIVAR

Grabe !

Guys ! Be aware !

EKSENA SA LOOB NG JEEPNEY!

Nakakakilabot !

Mag ingat sa pagsakay ng jeep, lalung-lalo na po sa gabi.

Isang gabi sumakay ako ng jeep.
 

Lahat ng pasahero nakatitig sa akin.

Walang umiimik. 

Weird man po 'yung pakiramdam, hindi na ako bumaba. At dahil nakasanayan ko namang magbayad pagkasakay ko ay agad kong inilabas ang bayad ko at sinabing:

"Ma, bayad po, sa Sandiganbayan lang."

Pero lahat sila ay pawang nakatingin sa akin. Wala pa ding umiimik. At 'yung isa bumulong pa sa kaniyang katabi.

Naiirita kong sinabi: "PWEDE PONG PAKIABOT NG BAYAD?!"

Pero, lahat sila ay nakatingin pa din sa akin.

Maya-maya, may isang matandang babae ang umusog palapit sa akin at bumulong:

"Hindi ka na dapat naparito iho. Umalis ka na habang hindi pa nakakaalis itong sasakyan. At kung hindi, pagsisisihan mo ang puwedeng mangyari sa iyo . Hindi ka na makakauwi sa inyo."

Napalunok ako, pinagpawisan nang malapot at sumagot:

"Ano ho ang ibig ninyong sabihin?"

Ang sagot niya:
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"INARKILA NAMIN ITO. MAGNANIGHT-SWIMMING KAMI! TANGA KA?!"

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Butt Gag

Heto ang isang gag na may kinalaman sa puwet .

Opo ,puwet ng tao as in .

Sakit naman ng puwet ko sa kakautot dahil sa kakatawa .

Panuorin dito :


Tuesday, May 28, 2013

" ... you're not bad luck ... "


Awww , love this image .

Buti pa ang mga animals marunong magpahalaga kahit sinasabi nang iba na hindi ka mahalaga .

; )

Monday, May 27, 2013

" I'm rich , I'm rich "


Umiikot sa Facebook ang image na itech na sinasabing kapag iyong i-share , i-like o i-repost ay dadami ang iyong pera at hindi ka mauubusan nito .

Try mo .

Ako nga sinubukan ko . 

Totoo nga , ang dami ko nang pera ngayon he he.

Wala lang uutang ha he he he 

 ; D

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Cleft lip and palate guy singing " DANCE WITH MY FATHER "

FROM : DONN PARAS CANLAS

Nice One Nakakatouch Siya :(
Hindi Hadlang Ang Kapansanan Para Maipakita Ang Talento
Ang Mahalaga Naipakita Mo Kahit Ano Pa Isipin Ng Ibang Tao
SHARE Natin Guys Isa Siyang Inspirasyon Lalo Na Sa May Mga Kapansanan..
Ito Ang Umantig Sa Puso Ko Sa Lahat Ng Naipost Ko Dito 





Saturday, May 25, 2013

Vibal E-News

May paki ang Vibal Group of Companies.

In time din naman para sa darating na pasukan .

Read on :

 

Vibal unveils blended learning solution for 21st century classrooms



Teaching and learning in today's educational landscape pose significant challenges to schools and institutions that are unable to keep up with the trends of the times. This is compounded even further by the introduction of a brand-new K to 12 curriculum that leaves students and teachers with more questions than answers. How can schools bridge the divide between old methods of instruction and new ways of learning? How can the K to 12 curriculum be made more responsive to this sweeping shift in teaching and learning?
Bearing these questions in mind, the Philippine Normal University (PNU) National Center for Teacher Education, together with Vibal Publishing House, Inc. and the Vibal Foundation, presented the "2nd Digital Education Conference: K to 12 & Teaching and Learning with Technology." The 2-day conference was held on May 20-21 at the PNU Center for Teaching Excellence Auditorium, HRD Building (across the main building of PNU), PNU campus in Taft Avenue, Manila, while the subsequent workshops on teaching and learning with technology using the K to 12 curriculum was conducted on May 22-23.
The conference featured talks by leading ICT and industry figures. The event also witnessed the launch of Vibal's pioneering line of innovative e-learning solutions meant to bolster the entry of Filipino classrooms into the age of digital learning.
Dr. Ester B. Ogena, president of PNU, delivered the welcome remarks for the conference. Salman Khan, creator of Khan Academy, kick started the series of lectures with his talk, "Education for Anyone, Anywhere," which he presented (fittingly) via Skype teleconference. Dr. Rosalina J. Villaneza, chief of curriculum of DepEd's Bureau of Elementary Education, presented on "K to 12 Curriculum and Technology Integration" while Dr. Marilyn U. Balagtas of PNU gave a talk on "Assessment and Technology." This was followed by a presentation on "The La Salle Green Hills and La Salle Zobel Experiences: Early Technology Adopters" by Br. Dennis Magbanua FSC of La Salle Zobel and Mrs. Amy Galang, High School Principal of La Salle Green Hills.
The highlight of the conference was the launch of V-Smart offline e-learning solution by Gaspar A. Vibal, president of Vibal Publishing House, Inc. V-Smart represents a leap from the traditional modes of instruction and learning, spawning an ecosystem for digital learning that presents a comprehensive suite of solutions including an integrated e-textbook reader, classroom learning management, social learning platform, and classroom and mobile device management system.
The second day of the event featured sessions on Media Literacy, Social Media in the Classroom, plus simultaneous digital classroom presentations by Apple, Microsoft, Samsung, and Vibal. Days 3 and 4 proceeded with the Summer Course on Technology Integration in the K to 12 Curriculum for selected participants.
The “K to 12 & Teaching and Learning with Technology” conference was organized by Vibal Publishing House, Inc., Vibal Foundation, and PNU, with support from Apple, Microsoft, and Samsung.  

V-Smart offers offline solution to online-based learning system



For the country’s leading academic publisher and now leading innovator in digital education, the “e” in e-learning stands for more than just “electronic.” It can also translate to “engaging” and highly interactive activities and educational materials that motivate students to learn beyond the confines of the traditional classroom. It also means access to a knowledge database that is available both online and offline, so that daily classroom sessions are not dependent on the Wi-Fi signal and the strength of the school’s routers and access points. This is especially favorable for a country like the Philippines where bandwidth connectivity is a real, prevailing dilemma, and will be so for the foreseeable future.
This is what inspired Vibal Publishing House, Inc. through its technology arm, Vibe Technologies, to develop an alternative to existing learning management systems (LMS) that operate entirely through the Internet. V-Smart is an integrated e-textbook reader, classroom learning management and e-learning system designed specifically for the 21st century digital classroom, and can run with or without internet connection.

Achieving Success in the Classroom

by Leopoldo Rojas, MAED-ENG
Tertiary English Faculty, Miriam College

Haim Ginott, in his book, Teacher and Child: A Book for Parents and Teachers, capsulizes his ideas on teaching and parenting success with the quote:

"I have come to the frightening conclusion that I am the decisive element. It is my personal approach that creates the climate. It is my daily mood that makes the weather. I possess tremendous power to make life miserable or joyous. I can be a tool of torture or an instrument of inspiration, I can humiliate or humor, hurt or heal. In all situations, it is my response that decides whether a crisis is escalated or de-escalated, and a person is humanized or de-humanized. If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming."



Do we share in Ginott's frightening conclusion? Do we take it upon ourselves that we teachers are the biggest factor to students' success or failure in the classroom? In my humble opinion, we are. All of us teachers opt to see our students succeed in our classes. But how do we manage our classes effectively? What do we need to do to achieve success in the classroom? The paramount importance of classroom management comes in.
Classroom management is a process of classroom planning, controlling, and facilitating everything which includes and goes beyond organizing students, space, time, and materials so that smooth instruction and student learning can take place.
A well-managed classroom articulates three essential elements:
  1. rules and expectations;
  2. consequences; and
  3. relationships.
     
The ten commandments are our general guidelines to co-exist with one another peacefully. The laws of the land are well in place to ensure an orderly and peaceful society. The school-wide policies are strictly observed to guide both employees and students in their actions.
From such context and from the teachings of my experiences, it is best to invest time establishing a communally-developed classroom rules at the outset of the school year. The first few meetings are the times when our students size us up in terms of our capability to manage disruptive behavior. Hence, it is important that we take time out laying down rules and expectations for success,naming corresponding repercussions, when rules are violated, and fostering congenial relationships in the process. When these are carried out well at the appropriate developmental level and are consistently done per se, the subsequent teaching days will mean a bunch of joys to see how students exactly know what to do every single day.
In the epilogue of the book, The First Days of School, 4th editionauthored by the world-renowned educator Harry Wong, whom I had the chance to listen to in an International Education Conference on How to Become an Effective Educator, held in Manila, Philippines, stresses that the key idea to classroom success is consistency. With the set rules, enforce them consistently.
My first year of teaching in high school was a rescue-groping one. I got four classes of first year students (obviously their first time in high school). As neophytes, we shared similar feelings: excitement, carelessness, anxiety, etc. I had a plethora of concerns as to what teaching was at stake for me and what high school life had to offer them. Because my first week was not devoted to establishing rules, the rest of the days for one academic year were hell. There was the monster in me trying every defense mechanism to filter misbehavior to no avail. Every meeting was an avalanche of mood-swings. Everything was but a chaos-filled classroom. My relationship with students was ingrained with hatred. Abomination, anger, and rebellion were begotten from them. What a fretful and remorseful first year of teaching I had!
Failure, indeed, was I all got. But it was that same failure that taught me how to stand strong in my teaching years ahead. Thus, I learned from that life-turning experience. I geared up myself. I came to realize what I needed to do: lay down rules, procedures, expectations, and consequences, so the teacher-student relationship was one of support-system. Some rules (may vary depending on your context or situation) considered, among many, were:
  1. Come to class on time.
  2. Raise your hand to speak.
  3. Attend to your personal needs before class; ask permission to go to comfort room.
  4. Bring to class all required materials every meeting.
  5. Use indoor voices, and avoid shouting.
  6. Use gadgets only when needed (For a number of schools, gadgets are not allowed.).
  7. Do not drink and eat in class.
  8. Do as the teacher requires the first time.
Such rules, which were posted conspicuously, should be taught by modeling over the first few days, consistently lived up to, and firmly and fairly enforced.
From then on, my teaching days, months, and years (and still counting) had been very rewarding. Humbly, I even had become the prefect of discipline and acting principal simultaneously in that high school which I served for 11 years.
To date, I still profess the same classroom operating procedures though I handle college students, this time. For whatever grade or year level we, teachers, may handle, our success lies in what we do on our first days with the students. Let the rules rule. They undeniably provide students guidance on what to do and what not to do.
May you find what I shared helpful as you start the school year this June opening. Good luck!

Friday, May 24, 2013

HOW TO MAKE YOUR TEETH ' SNOW WHITE '


Sa mga gustong magkaruon ng maputi at mala-porselanang ngipin , heto na ang chance n'yo nang hindi gagastos nang  libu-libo para dito .

Sa mga may yellowish corn na  ngipin ( like me he he he ) or medyo maitim na dahil sa kahihithit-buga  ng  kung anu-ano , try n'yo itong technique na ito , malay n'yo naman di ba  .

Share share din from Keiji's Health and Beauty Shop :

HOW TO MAKE YOUR TEETH ' SNOW WHITE '
 
-Put a tiny bit of toothpaste into a
small cup,
mix in one teaspoon baking soda
plus one teaspoon of hydrogen peroxide, and
half a teaspoon water.
Thoroughly mix then brush your
teeth for two minutes. 
Remember to do it once a week until you have
reached the results you want. 
Once your teeth are good and white, limit
yourself to using the whitening treatment once every
month or two.

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Amazing Dancing Dolls

FROM : JOHN BERMUNDO

Hanep sa galing nitong mga dancing dolls .

Watch here :


Wednesday, May 22, 2013

R.I.P. Bella Flores

Pumanaw na sa ating kalagitnaan ang itinuturing na primera klaseng kontrabida ng pelikulang Pilipino.

Si Bella Flores , Remedios Papa Dancel sa totoong buhay, ay pumanaw sa edad na 84 dahil sa komplikasyong nakuha mula sa pagkaka-opera niya dahil sa nabaling buto sa balakang.

Siya lamang ang bukod tanging kontrabida na mamahalin mo dahil sa kaniyang angking kagalingan sa pagpo-portray ng mga karakter na nang-aapi at kumakalaban sa mga bida .

Dahil kung wala ang kontrabida , ano pa ang silbi ng mga bida di ba ?

Inulila niya ang nag-iisang anak na si Ruby Arcilla at iba pang mga kamag-anak at ang buong showbizlandia na naghihinagpis dahil sa kaniyang pagkamatay.

Our sincere condolences.

February 27, 1929 - May 19, 2013


Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Lincoln and Kennedy's weird coincidences ?


Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the "kicker":

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND...................:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse...

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater...
FREAKY!!
I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

Monday, May 20, 2013

50'S , 60'S , 70'S AND 80'S BABY

FROM : ARMIE BRIONES TABERNILLA

SHARE KO ITO DAHIL 70'S AT 80'S BABY AKO HE HE ... ALAM, NA !

Saturday, May 18, 2013

7 Keys to Positive Thinking - Kwatro Khanto

Repost ulit tayo ng isang article from Kwatro Khanto.

Umo-over kasi sa GV ang article na ito kaya ninais kong i-share .

Read on ang copy/pasted ( word for word ) kong repost from The Khanto himself .

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" 7 Keys to Positive Thinking "

Wazzaps! Kamusta ang weekend? Oks naman ba kayo? Good! Ano? Hindi? Well, baka magbago pa yan at maging good! Tiis lungs.

For today, wala munang pelikula review-reviewhan, walang pampainit ng dugo or wento ng aking adventure sa ibang lugars. This time, iba naman ang mababasa ninyow. 

Ganito kasi iyown...... Last Tuesday, naculture shock ako sa email na natanggap ko sa work! Promoted daw ako! Charot lang! Well, nakatanggap ako ng invite for something... training daw.... Tas nagulantang at nawindang ang life ko ng nakita ko ang title ng training..... Kung ano ang title ng post, yun din ang title ng training kow.
O diba! Kakagulantang kasi ang unang pumasok sa isip ko ay i'm so NEGA na ata. Like..... sobra na ba ako sa pag-iisip ng mga negative thingies kaya naman binigyan ako ng gantong training?

No choice.... Opo sir lang ng opo sir kaya ayun..... inattendan ko na kahit OT ako ng 2 hours kasi aftershift ko yung training.

So ano ang natutunan ko? Eto, ishashare ko din....

1. Choice
-Aba..... kung gusto mong maging positive vibes.... desisyon mo yun! Di pweds na gusto mong maging positive thinker pero ayaw mo... ano yun? lokohan?! Dapat isipin mo... TINK PASITIBS!

2. Vision Success
-Isipin mo na kaya mo! Isipin mong magagawa mo! Gawing goal mo ang success (hindi yung lalabas ng banyo sabay sigaw ng success ha! NOT THAT!)

3. Be Alert, Alive, Awake, Enthusiast, Have Fun
-Feel good, look good, be good ang peg! Enjoy enjoy lang! Alam mo yung dapat ay may time ka din na maging masaya, tumawa, humalakhak or kahit ngumiti man lungs.

4. Surround yourself with Positive People
-Ay eto..... layo-layo pag may time sa mga folks na madaling mabadtrip, laging nagmumura, laging badtrip sa maliliit na bagay! Baka mahawa ka.... remember na ihiwalay ang nabubulok sa di nabubulok ganyans...

5. Be a Solution and Not a Problem
-Wag maging pabigats! Wag maging pasakit or pain in the ass! Pag may problima..... solusyunan agad agad, kumilos ka! Wag na wag kang tutunganga at nganganga lang. Go lang ng Go!

6. Embrace Change
-Change is constant dre! Lahat nagbabago.... Kahit ikaw! Yes you! Kung ulingling kaman ngayon like Nancy Binay..... who knows..... baka mag shine bright like a diamond ka dahil sa change!

7. Always be Grateful and Pay It Forward
-Pasalamat-pasalamat din! Everyday, pagkagising, mag tenkyu ka kaya na buhay ka! Feel good na may another day ka pa sa earth para mag share ng positivity in life!

By thinking positive mga chongs, magiging maganda ang flow ng life nio kaya go tink pasitibs!
Hanggang dito na lang muna, Take Care and Enjoys!

Friday, May 17, 2013

Mahal : " Ihaw Na " at " nag- Gentleman pa "

Nakakatuwa ( note :nakakatuwa at hindi nakakatawa ) talaga itong si Mahal.

Aliw na aliw ako  sa kakikayan nitong bulilit na si Mahal ; Noemi Tesorero sa tunay na buhay.

Nuon pa man ay  giliw na ako sa kaniya dahil sa kaniyang cuteness factor na uber sa kulit.

Lalo na kapag bumubungisngis he he he.

At sa pagsalang niya sa hotseat ni Tito Boy ( Jason Gainza ) sa " Ihaw Na " ng Banana Nite , lumabas na naman ang kaniyang kakulitan : D

Dagdag pa ang Gentleman video niya na sabi niya ay trip lang niya  kaya ginawa niya ; D

Isama na natin ang guesting niya sa Gandang Gabi Vice na riot din sa halakhak factor .

Hala at panuorin na nga lang natin dito ang mga latest video ng hitad na bulinggit na ito :









Thursday, May 16, 2013

Love Yourself Presents Silver Screenings


Save the date: May 21, 2013

Join us for a special back-to-back treat this MAY 21 at the Robinson’s Galleria Cinema and help us raise much-needed funds for our efforts, including our HIV testing and counseling activities.
 
7 PM SLUMBER PARTY special screening
starring Sef Cadayona, RK Bagatsing, Archie Alemania
and Markki Stroem.

 
9 PM JUANA C. THE MOVIE premiere screening
directed by Jade Castro (Zombadings)
starring Juana Change, Jelson Bay, Joel Torre,
Nino Mulach, John James Uy, Mads Nicolas and more.

 
For ticket reservations please visit: http://go.LoveYourself.ph/SilverScreenings

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Wanted : Missing Pinay mother

Repost natin para naman makatulong sa paghahanap sa kaniyang nawawalang Pinay mother .

Baka kilala natin siya .

Tandaan natin na hindi maco-complete ang pagkatao ng isang nilalang hanggga't di niya natatagpuan ang kaniyang missing link in life.

Kaya help natin siya.



 


Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Hoy Gising !

Nag-enjoy naman ako sa panunuod ng video ng collection ng  iba't ibang klaseng pranks kung paano mambulabog ng mga taong mahimbing na natutulog .

Hindi applicable dito ang phrase na " magbiro ka na sa lasing huwag lang sa bagong gising " he he .

Watch n'yo ang funny video dito :


Monday, May 13, 2013

our cute puppies

Nanganak na ang aming alagang aso na si  Maxene at ang kukyut ng kaniyang mga bata batuta.

Eh paano ba naman ang doggie  na dyumugdyug at nakipag-dogstyle sa kaniya ay may dugong banyaga kaya  naman ang mga resulta ay mga tisoy at tisay he he he.

Wala pang mga pangalan ang limang batuta na ito na super sa likot at over sa kiri .

Sadly , once na makabitaw na sila sa pagdede sa kanilang bitch mother ay ipapamigay na ang mga ito ni Father dear sa mga kamag-anak at kakilala niya.

Isa  lang ang matitira sa amin , si kulay Gray .

Take a look .

















Sunday, May 12, 2013

AyosDito.ph free movie passes

May paki ang AyosDito.ph

Details below :



This year’s blockbuster movie is on us, Ayos di’ba?
                                                                                                              
Iron Man 3, The Wolverine, Man of Steel, Fast and the Furious 6 –are all movies to watch out for in the coming months. Now you can get a chance to watch them for free by simply posting an ad on AyosDito.ph

This May, Team AyosDito.ph, in cooperation with SM Cinema, will be giving away 100 Free Movie Passes weekly beginning April 30 to June 2, 2013. This really makes it a “Mas Ayos Dito!” selling experience on AyosDito.ph.

 “AyosDito.ph aims to build a strong and educated Online Buy and Sell culture in the Philippines,” AyosDito.ph General Manager, Jon Santico said. “Our purpose is to attract quality advertisers, both private and professionals, and to provide a safe, convenient and memorable buying and selling experience for all our users.”


 “We want to teach our advertisers especially our private sellers to talk about their ads more so they can also sell their items faster. To achieve this, we partnered with SM Cinema, to reward out popular ads weekly,” Santico added.

1.       To join, simply post an ad on AyosDito.ph. 

2.       Once your ad has been approved, publicly share it on Facebook via the Share on Facebook button on your ad page.

3.       Each week, the Ten Most Viewed Ads will be selected by Team AyosDito.ph. The ten (10) winners will then be announced on AyosDito.ph Facebook Page every Tuesday at 4PM. Winners will be announced following the schedule below:
Week 1: May 7, 2013
Week 2: May 14, 2013
Week 3: May 21, 2013
Week 4: May 28, 2013
Week 5: June 4, 2013

4.       Anyone can share AyosDito.ph ads but only the ad owner will be qualified to win FREE Movie passes.

5.       Metro Manila (NCR) winners can claim their passes at AyosDito.ph Makati office. Provincial winners’ prizes will be mailed.

6.       The movie passes may be redeemed at any SM Cinema.

7.       Employees of 701 Search Inc. and its suppliers, partner agencies and relatives up to the second degree of consanguinity are not qualified for this promo.
For more information, visit www.AyosDito.ph.

Saturday, May 11, 2013

The Barrettos

Nasa sentro na naman ng limelight ang mga Barrettos.

Whew , and to reiterate , in bad limelight.

Scandal after scandal ang kinasasangkutan ng mga Barrettos lately .

Masyadong kontrobersyal ang pamilyang ito huh.

Unahin natin si :

CLAUDINE BARRETTO - sweet at 'di makabasag - pinggan naman ang image nito dati. Lalo na nuong dalaga pa siya at wala pang asawa . Subalit lately kung kailan naman nagka-asawa at anak ay tila na-involve na sa maraming isyu at gulo. Remember yung airport scene niya with Mon Tulfo? At iyong eksena nila ni Raymart sa isang bangko ? At ngayon naman ay ang isyu niya against her elder sister Gretchen Barretto . At ang pagiging basher daw niya sa pamangkin niya na si Julia Barretto? May nagsusulputang intriga na hiwalay na daw sila ni Raymart sa kasalukuyan ? Anong nangyari sa inyong dalawa ?


GRETCHEN BARRETTO - the eternally loved Regal Baby na dati ay " Sixteen Going Steady " pa lamang , subalit ngayon ay Sixty Going Crazy na nga ba ? Ano nga ba siya bilang isang Ate sa kaniyang mga kapatid?
Bakit tila maraming naglalabasang negatibo laban sa kaniya bilang isang anak at kapatid ? To think na mismong  ina niya ay kinakalaban siya ( at itinatakwil pa ? ) ? What's the real score ba talaga huh? After na maging Reyna ng TV 5 dati , ngayon ay tila balik na siya sa mga teleserye sa telebisyon na dati na niyang inayawan at iniwanan.

MARJORIE BARRETTO - after ng mga masalimuot na relasyon sa ilang mga lalaking na-involve sa kaniya , ngayon ay inuulan ng patutsada at pasaring dahil sa naglabasang photo scandal kung saan ay nakabuyangyang ang kaniyang boobs at sa ilan pang mga maseselang larawan na nakahubad umano siya. Naman , kung kailan naman tumanda at nagka-anak huh !

JULIA BARRETTO - pinag-ugatan ng away diumano ng magkakapatid na Barretto . Hmmmm , bagong salta pa lamang sa showbiz ay nagpapaka-kontrobersyal na huh.

At palitan ng mga maaanghang at lumalagablab na salita ng ina laban sa anak , anak laban sa magulang , kapatid laban sa kapatid at pamangkin laban sa mga tito at tita .

Parang teleserye lang : Ina  , Kapatid , Anak ha ha ha.

Ano pa bang masasabi ko kundi : maglabu-labo na kayo dahil ang lalabo n'yo .

Remember : The family that fight each other , strays forever .

Friday, May 10, 2013

Money Ban

 

Ngayon ko lang narinig ito at ngayon din lang ito inimplementa ng Comelec para sa darating na National Election 2013 sa Lunes , Mayo 13

Sa bisa ng Resolution No. 9688 , ipinagbawal ng Comelec ang cash withdrawal ng mahigit sa 100,000.00 mula nitong Mayo 8 hanggang sa araw ng halalan sa Lunes para sa lahat ng indibidwal at  lalo na duon sa mga opisyal na kandidato.

Ito ay para daw maiwasan kung hindi man ay mabawasan ang talamak na vote buying na nagaganap sa ating bansa tuwing sumasapit ang panahon ng eleksyon.

Ang daming namamakyaw ng boto kapag ganitong panahon kasi.

Sampu sampera lang ang katumbas ng isang patak ng indelible ink sa isang daliri .

Exempted naman sa ban ang mga legal na negosyo o transaksyon  upang hindi maka-apekto sa malayang kalakalan sa bansa.

Kapag nakitaan ka ng cash na hihigit sa isandaang libong piso na hawak mo sa iyong kamay ay maaari kang paghinalaan na namimili ng boto  .

Kaya sa ngayon ay apat na  ban na ang pina-iimplementa ng Comelec para sa darating na halalan .

Gun Ban .

Liquor Ban.

Hiring Ban .

At ito ngang Money Ban.

Ano pa ang susunod .

Huwag naman sanang Eating Ban .

Sex ban kaya he he he ?

Onli in da Pilipins ikanga.

( Ayon sa huling report ay sinopla ng Korte Suprema  ang pag-implementa ng panukalang ito dahil hindi daw makakatulong sa ekonomiya ng bansa at tila wit din ito bet ni Pnoy na ipatupad kaya kinatay ang kinalabasan ng panukalang ito )

Thursday, May 9, 2013

" Toilet Toll "

Like ko ito kaya naman ise-share ko sa inyo mula sa Abante-Tonite.

Bravo sa nag-author nito.

Read on :

Hiniling ng isang mambabatas sa Kamara sa mga kinauukulang ahensya ng gobyerno na ipatigil na ng mga establisimiyento at maging ng mga pampublikong lugar tulad ng mga bus terminals ang paniningil ng bayad bago magamit ang kanilang mga palikuran.

Ginawa ni Bagong Henerasyon party-list Rep. Bernadeth Herrera-Dy ang panawagan partikular sa Department of Transportation and Communications (DOTC) at mga local government units (LGUs) dahil halos lahat na ng mga palikuran sa mga pampublikong lugar ay naniningil na ng toilet toll.

Umaabot ng hanggang P10 ang bawat paggamit ng mga palikuran sa mga mall, ilang hospital at bus terminals na ayon sa mambabatas ay hindi nararapat dahil tungkulin ng mga ito na maglagay ng mga palikuran para sa kanilang mga customers.

Kinalampag rin ng mambabatas ang Department of Trade and Industry (DTI) sa mga gawain umano ng ilang restaurant na hindi na sila nagbibigay ng libreng tubig kaya napipilitan ang kanilang mga customer na bumili ng bottled water sa kanila.

Sinabi ng lady solon na responsibilidad ng mga restaurant, fastfood at iba pa na magbigay ng tubig sa mga kumakain sa kanilang establisimiyento pero sad­yang hindi nagbibigay ang mga ito ng libreng tubig.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Ginagaya mo ba ako ?

FROM : DJHOUNG GONZALES

BOY: hello 
GIRL: hello 
BOY: 'musta? 
GIRL: 'musta?
BOY: ginagaya mo ba ako?   
GIRL: ginagaya mo ba ako? 
BOY: ah ewan ko sa 'yo
GIRL: ah ewan ko sa 'yo
BOY: hay naku!
GIRL: hay naku
BOY: I love you!
GIRL:  puwes , hindi kita love he he he

Monday, May 6, 2013

11 countries where gay marriage is legal

Share ko itong article na ito about " 11 countries where gay marriage is legal.  "

Wala lang , di naman ako interesado dito .

Para lang ito duon sa mga interesado , for their information lang he he.

Heto na :

Culture wars! They are not, contrary to what U.S. media coverage might suggest, a wholly American phenomena.

On Wednesday, after facing stiff resistance from conservative group Family First, the New Zealand parliament passed a bill legalizing same-sex marriage, according to NPR.

The move comes a week after the French senate voted to legalize gay marriage despite the 340,000 people who had previously protested in opposition at the Eiffel Tower. Before that, Uruguay's parliament voted to become the second country in Latin America to recognize gay marriage despite strong Catholic opposition, according to The Guardian. (Argentina is the other Latin American country where same-sex marriage is legal.) The bills in New Zealand, France, and Uruguay are all expected to be signed into law.
As more and more politicians in the United States move toward supporting gay marriage, a look at countries around the world where it is already legal for same-sex couples to wed:
The Netherlands, 2000
The Dutch parliament made history in 2000 when it made it legal for same-sex couples to marry, divorce, and adopt children by a 3-to-1 vote margin. Today, there are 16,000 married same-sex couples in the Netherlands, where gay marriage enjoys an approval rating of 82 percent — the highest in the European Union.
Belgium, 2003
While there wasn't much of an uproar in Belgium when the country's parliament legalized gay marriage, the Vatican was outraged, prompting Pope John Paul II to launch a global campaign saying that "homosexual unions were immoral, unnatural and harmful."
Canada, 2005
It took a two-year journey filled with court battles before Canada's house of commons voted to make gay marriage legal in the entire country, as opposed to just in nine out of the 13 provinces and territories. Social conservatives tried to overturn the law in 2006 but failed.
Spain, 2005
While Spain extended marriage rights to same-sex couples in 2005, the law has since faced fierce opposition from conservative politicians, including a court challenge that was defeated in 2012. In March, interior minister Jorge Fernandez Diaz remarked that gay marriage should be banned because it doesn't guarantee the "survival of the species."
South Africa, 2006In 2005, South Africa's Constitutional Court ruled that preventing gay marriage violated the country's young constitution, which was adopted not long after the end of Apartheid. The court-mandated law passed easily in parliament the following year.
Norway, 2009
In 1993, Norway was the second country, after Denmark in the late '80s, to allow civil unions between same-sex partners. The Norwegian government later legalized same-sex marriage in 2009. The main controversy at that time was whether lesbian mothers had the right to artificial insemination; they won that right when the parliament voted to approve gay marriage by a margin of 2 to 1.
Sweden, 2009
Sweden, like Norway, allowed civil unions in the mid-'90s and eventually gave gay couples full marriage rights by a large majority in parliament.
Iceland, 2010
Every single one of the 49 members of Iceland's parliament voted "Yes" on gay marriage. Shortly after the law was passed, the country's prime minister, Johanna Sigurdardottir, married her longtime partner, writer Jonina Leosdottir.
Portugal, 2010
Portugal's conservative president Anibal Cavaco Silva signed the country's gay marriage bill into law after initially asking the country's highest court to review it, hoping to undo what Portugal's Socialist-led parliament had passed. Same-sex couples in Portugal are still not allowed to adopt children.
Argentina, 2010
The predominantly Catholic country became the first Latin American nation to legalize gay marriage by the narrow vote of 33 to 27. Pope Francis, then known as Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio, called the bill a "destructive attack on God's plan."
Denmark, 2012
Denmark, the first country to allow same-sex civil unions in the late '80s, fully legalized gay marriage in 2012, allowing same-sex couples to get married in churches and adopt children.
Countries where gay marriage is partly legal: Brazil, Mexico, United States

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Symmetry - Pilipinas Got Talent 4

Bet na bet ko itong Symmetry ng Pilipinas Got Talent .

Astig at unique ang one of a kind act nila na mirror imaging .

Pero hindi purong salamin ang gumagaya sa kanila kundi mismong ibang mga tao din huh.

Actually mga kakambal ng bawat isa ang naggagayahan sa kanila.

Gayang gaya at kuhang kuha ang pagmi-mirror ng bawat isa sa kanila na aakalain mong may salamin talaga na nakaharang  sa pagitan nila .

Pati ang timing , sabay na sabay huh !

Surely , Pilipinas Got Talent .

Bet ko silang manalo this year .

Para maiba at hindi na naman isang singer ulit ang maging winner.

Video dito ng Audition at Quarter Finals performances nila :




Saturday, May 4, 2013

Magpinsan from Gensan invited ni Ellen De Generes

Mayruon na namang talented duo ang invited ni Kuyang Ellen De Generes para mag-special appearance sa kaniyang hit show na Ellen ang galing dito sa ating bansang Pilipinas , specifically from Gensan .

Kasali na ang mag-pinsang sina Aldrich Lloyd Talonding at James Walter Bucong sa humahabang listahan ng mga Pinoy na nag-guest appearance sa show na ito ni Kuyang Ellen .

Pak na pak naman kasi ang uploaded Youtube video ng mag-pinsan sa pag-awit ni Aldrich Lloyd ng kantang " Dance With My Father " sa saliw naman  ng gitara ni James Walter.

Ngayon ay ka-liga na nila sina Charice Pempengco , Zendee Tenerefe , Maria Aragon at Arnel Pineda ng Journey. 

Hmmm, talagang may taste pumili itong si Ellen huh .

Dito ang mga related videos :




Friday, May 3, 2013

Bye , bye Multiply

Nag-announce na rin ng folding-up ang isa sa dati'y pinakasikat na social networking site na Multiply na magsisimula sa May 6 nitong taong ito , 2013.

Nauna nang tumaob ang bangka ng Friendster na dati ay kinahuhumalingan ng marami ( lalo na dito sa Pilipinas ) at siyang laging pinapasyalan sa tuwing haharap sa mundo ng worl wide web.

Subalit ngayon ay isa na lamang itong maliit na gaming website .

At ngayon ay ang Multiply naman .

Tahanan pa naman ito para sa aking Puto Business na marami-rami na rin ang tumatangkilik .

Narito ang official announcement  ng nasabing website para sa lahat ng tagasubaybay nito :

Multiply.com

Dear Multiply Merchant,

We regret to inform you that Multiply will be closing the marketplace on May 6, 2013 and discontinuing all business operations by May 31, 2013.

Multiply will maintain normal site operations through May 6th and will wind things down through to the end of the month. We will use the rest of May to make sure that all accounts are settled and that you receive all funds you earned on the platform. We hope this provides you time needed to identify and migrate to alternative ecommerce platforms, settle all payments on items bought and delivered, and try to minimize disruption to your business.

In order to ensure that all your earnings are disbursed to you in full prior to May 31, we will cut off buying activity on May 6, 2013. This will ensure that all orders have sufficient time to be completed and delivered to your customers before the end of the month.

If you have a Trust Badge, please contact our customer support team and we will ensure that you receive a pro-rated refund for the remaining time on your subscription.
If my team can be of any assistance to you during this transition, we will do our best to help.
Respectfully yours,

Jack Madrid
Multiply Country Manager – Philippines



Thursday, May 2, 2013

Jason Paul Collins , The Gay Athlete

Isa na namang NBA Basketbal player na hanggang sa kasalukuyan ay naglalaro bilang center para sa koponang  Washington Wizards ang publicly nag-come out at ibinulgar sa buong mundo ang kaniyang kabaklaan .

Sumusunod sa yapak ni NBA retired basketball player John Amaechi who publicly came out via his memoir " Man In The Middle " .

Jason Collins came out via the cover story of the May 6, 2013 issue of Sports Illustrated.

O eh ano pa bang masasabi ko kundi " welcome to the club , mare "

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

"... nag-aabroad sila ... "

At dahil Mayo Uno ngayon at Araw ng mga Manggagawa , special feature ko ang aking mga pinsan na manggagawa.

Dahil sila ay papaalis ngayong araw na ito  papuntang Dubai upang duon ay magtrabaho.

Una ay ang aking pinsang lalaki na si Sandro Pron Briones na isang teacher .

Iiwan ang propesyon ng pagtuturo upang makipagsapalaran sa bansang Dubai.

At ang sumunod ay ang isa ko pang pinsan na si Roderick Briones Borreo na sa Dubai din papunta.

Isa namang ordinaryong mangggawa na pinili ding makipagsapalaran sa Dubai upang magtamasa ng mas magandang buhay.

Isasama sila ng aking pinsan na si Evelyn Briones Alano na dati nang nagtatrabaho duon upang ipasok din sa ibang patrabaho na availabe sa bansang iyon.

Karamihan ng mga pinsan ko na kasabayan kong lumaki nuon dito sa aming lugar ay nag-aabroad na o nangingibang-bansa upang duon magtrabaho para sa mas magandang kinabukasan para sa kani-kanilang pamilya.

At sa darating pang mga buwan ay isa ko pa ring pinsan ang aalis at kasama na rin ang aking kapatid .

Destinasyon : sa bansang sa tingin nila ay may mas magandang kinabukasang naghihintay para sa kanila .

Hayzzz , ako na lamang ang natira dito sa bansang Pilipinas .

Wish ko lang ay ang makarating ng ibang bansa someday.

Pero sana hindi bilang isang manggagawa , kundi bilang isang turista , choz he he!

At dahil diyan ay dedicated ko para sa kanila ang kantang Walang Natira ni Gloc 9 featuring Sheng Belmonte :

" Napakaraming guro dito sa amin , Ngunit bakit tila walang natira ... Nag-aabroad sila ( Gusto kong yumaman ) ... "