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Monday, June 25, 2012

Mayaman ... Mahirap ...

Mula sa " Jokes Lang Po! " column ni Jerry Olea sa Abante-Tonite :


Mayaman: J&B, Black Label, Jack Daniels, Remy Martin, Bacardi, Chivas Regal
Mahirap: Gin, Empie Lights, Lambanog
Mayaman: Kinilaw na tanigue, sisig, lechon kawali, crispy pata
Mahirap: Singkamas, Indian mango, iodized salt
Mayaman: Kent, Lucky Strike, Dunhill, Benson and Hedges
Mahirap: Fortune
Mayaman: Bacon, ham, egg, croissant, brewed coffee
Mahirap: Kapeng barako’t panis na laway
Mayaman: Paella, kare-kare, relyenong bangus, pumpkin soup
Mahirap: NFA rice, alugbati soup, sauteed adidas
Mayaman: Leche flan, ice cream
Mahirap: Sundot-kulangot, candy
Mayaman: Home-made cake, baked mac, lasag­na, hamburger, fresh fruit juices
Mahirap: Iced water, binatog, linupak, karyoka
Mayaman: Liberated
Mahirap: Haliparot
Mayaman: Single mom
Mahirap: Naanakan
Mayaman: Legally sepa­rated
Mahirap: Nilayasan ng asawa
Mayaman: Teen-age mom
Mahirap: Maagang lumandi
Mayaman: Angels co­ming from a single parent
Mahirap: Bastardo’t bastarda
Mayaman: Polo, YSL, Ralph Lauren, Lacoste, Gap
Mahirap: Crispa
Mayaman: Limousine
Mahirap: Trolley with convoy courtesy of PNR train
Mayaman: Carribean cruise
Mahirap: Manila Bay Cruise
Mayaman: Special child
Mahirap: Mongoloid
Mayaman: Liberated
Mahirap: Manyak
Mayaman: Slow learner
Mahirap: Mapurol, bobo, tanga
Mayaman: Partygoers
Mahirap: Buraot
Mayaman: Bed-ridden
Mahirap:Nanganga­moy-sementeryo na
Mayaman: Drug & liquor rehabilitation
Mahirap: National Bilibid Prison
Mayaman: Cocaine, heroin, ecstasy
Mahirap: Talampunay, 7-up with dinikdik na Cortal

1 comment:

  1. Mary Joy Briones LopezJune 29, 2012 at 6:01 PM

    hehe...cute siya..

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